i’ve been playing mario kart all day i can’t stop
(via piebutt)
did someone say pans?
Yes, hump those pans.
i’ve been playing mario kart all day i can’t stop
(via piebutt)
Great.
Boss is in a bad mood.
Today will be amazing.
I hate how passing cars shake mine.
Off to an inpromptu 8+hour shift.
I might cry.
My PC has turned off twice tonight.
I’ve run every virus scan I can, and there’s nothing
SO WHAT IS WRONG PC DONT DIE BBY I LOVE YOU
D:
WAaaah! Dont cry my love!
Preach, Ichigo
(via stripesandteeth)
Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
there’s apparently some kind of alien terrorist blowing up planets so you shoot blocks back at them and become the supreme alien terrorist in their spot
A tiny astronaut gardens a lot.
A pale kid walks left and right.
Some bitch lets a creepy old man turn her into some robot sex idol, then she goes on a rampage to shake and throw around innocent ugly people.
Animals try to put puzzles together.
Some bear furfag stuffs some random bird in his backpack and gangbangs a couple of green granny witches all whilst this midget skeleton dude watches.
Witty midget bushido from another dimension gets kidnapped to save some annoying teenage princess or else he will die.
These stupid mother fucking plants run around and fail to kill shit. You can fart and burp by drinking juice. Lots of things die. Money. (Idunnothiskindaofsoundsamazing)
ONCE UPON A TIME, THOR WOKE UP
AND WAS SUDDENLY
“LOKI WHERE IS MY HAMMAHHH?!?!”
AND LOKI’S LIKE
WHY AM I EVEN IN YOUR ROOMANYWAY
SO LOKI FLIES OVER TO JOTUNHEIM
(via viciousdelicacy)
I might cry.
My PC has turned off twice tonight.
I’ve run every virus scan I can, and there’s nothing
SO WHAT IS WRONG PC DONT DIE BBY I LOVE YOU

(via feastings)
SCREEEEEECH. I’M DYING.
(via viciousdelicacy)